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Even though I haven’t seen you in years, yours is a funeral I’d fly to from anywhere.
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Anonymous asked: tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrmarketing(.)com did you do it yet?
>:O
Anonymous asked: just fyi you know the did yuo kno tumblr is like a joke right. It's called fun :P The funniest part is people like you who don't know what a joke is :( that's why people read that blog LOL to see people like you freak out. Just fyi so you can look you know, smarter :)
Haha people are still responding and taking this serious? Wow. I think I gave people more credit than they deserve.
FUCK YES
mexican food :)
Reblog this if you like boobs
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All I do is listen to WHY?
my boyfriend said that, that’s all I’ve made him want to listen to. Whatt?
Yesterday I was taking a cake order
for a black girl, and she wanted the watermelon cake. And she wanted it to say “_______ loves watermelon”. It was her birthday, she was black, and it was a watermelon… what?
Her mom was concerned about the cake saying “Crazy _______” than it being a watermelon and all the stereotypes that would follow.
Did they get kool-aid for drinks and chicken for lunch?
A lot of people don’t realize
that there are other churches in the world and they are not all christian churches. There are many, many, many religions and many houses that they worship under.
If you say “Hitler is so sassy.” In German during coitus,
I will instantly cum.
Why?
ambien
is some seriously weird shit.
Will you guys ask me questions?
anything, anonymous or not I am so bored. I’ll return the favor!
I might disintegrate into the thin air if you'd like. And i'm not the dark center of the universe like you thought. Well it took a lot of work to be the ass I am and i'm really damn sure that anyone can equally, easily fuck you over.
